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Sunday, 22 February 2009
Saturday, 21 February 2009
Welcome
Friends, I will be posting stuff about ourselves here intermittently, do check in once in a while.
I also realised that you can post in हिन्दी (देवनागरी script) here, that's cool.
Best Wishes
I also realised that you can post in हिन्दी (देवनागरी script) here, that's cool.
Best Wishes
Thursday, 19 February 2009
Jokes
After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization", a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.
Student, "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?"
Professor, "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!"
Student, "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an 'A' for the exam."
Professor, "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?"
Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?"
Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an 'A', as agreed.
Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.
He immediately answers, "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an 'A', although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical
Two Irishmen, Murphy and Brian grew up in the same village together. They were friends all their lives, married a pair of sisters, and lived just down the street from one another. But now, Murphy had cancer, and was lying on his deathbed, surrounded by his friends.He calls, "Brian, come here Brian. I have a request for you."Brian walks to his friends bedside and kneels down."Brian, we`ve been friends all our lives, and now I`m dying here. I have one last request for you to do."Brian bursts into tears, "Anything Murphy, anything you wish. It`s done.""Well, under me bed is a box containing a bottle of the finest whiskey in all of Ireland. Bottled the year I was born it was. After I die, and they plant me in the ground, I want you to pour that fine whiskey over me grave so it might soak into me bones and I`ll be able to enjoy it for all eternity."Brian was overcome by the beauty and true Irish spirit of his friend`s request."It is a fine thing you ask of me, and I will pour the whiskey. But, might I strain it through me kidneys first
An Indian politician went to the US to visit his counterpart. When the senator invited him home for dinner, the minister was very impressed by the lavish mansion, grounds and the costly furnishings.He asked, "How can you afford all this on a meagre senator's salary?"The sentaor smiled knowingly and took him to the window."Can you see the river?""Yes""Can you see the bridge over it?""Of course", said the minister."10 percent", said the senator smugly.Some time later, he had occasion to pay a return visit. The Indian minister lavished all hospitality on him. When they came to his house,the American was stunned by the huge palace the minister had built, glittering with precious art, hundreds of servants etc etc."How can you possibly afford this, on a salary in Indian Rupees," he asked.The minister called him to the window."See the river over there?""Sure", cried the senator."Can you see the bridge over it?"The senator looked, was confused, peered closely and said, "No, I don't see any bridge.""100 percent", said the minister !!
Three dead bodies of Indian politicians turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The medical examiner calls the police to show them what has happened. A Detective Inspector is sent and is taken to the first body."He was a BJP leader, 65 years of age, died of heart failure whilst making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector," says the medical examiner. The Detective Inspector is taken to the second dead man."He was a minister from ruling Congress party, was 70, made a pile from government funds, and spent it all on whiskey. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.""Nothing unusual here", thinks the Inspector, and asks to be shown the last body."Ah," says the medical examiner. "This is the most unusual one. MP from Bihar, 60, struck by lightning.""Why is he smiling then?` inquires the Inspector.To which the medical officer replies, "He thought he was having his picture taken."
A Texan went up to the airline check-in counter and boomed, "Howdy, ma'am. My name's Brown, spelled B-R-O-W-N. Ah'm from Dallas, Texas. Ah'm 6-foot 3-inches tall. Ah'm white from th' top of mah head to th' tip of mah toes, and I hate the Irish."
Well, she didn't know what else to do, so she took his ticket and showed him onto the plane.
He sat down in his seat, and turned to the fellow next to him, "Howdy, suh. My name's Brown, spelled B-R-O-W-N. Ah'm from Dallas, Texas. Ah'm 6-foot 3-inches tall. Ah'm white from th' top of mah head to th' tip of mah toes, and I hate the Irish."
The little fellow turned to him, "Well now, how d'ye do. My name is Patrick Michael O'Donnell. I'm from Dublin, Ireland. I'm 5-foot 6- inches tall, and I'm white from the top o' me head to the tip o' me toes, except for my rectum, which is brown. Spelled B-R-O-W
Student, "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?"
Professor, "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!"
Student, "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an 'A' for the exam."
Professor, "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?"
Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?"
Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an 'A', as agreed.
Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.
He immediately answers, "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an 'A', although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical
Two Irishmen, Murphy and Brian grew up in the same village together. They were friends all their lives, married a pair of sisters, and lived just down the street from one another. But now, Murphy had cancer, and was lying on his deathbed, surrounded by his friends.He calls, "Brian, come here Brian. I have a request for you."Brian walks to his friends bedside and kneels down."Brian, we`ve been friends all our lives, and now I`m dying here. I have one last request for you to do."Brian bursts into tears, "Anything Murphy, anything you wish. It`s done.""Well, under me bed is a box containing a bottle of the finest whiskey in all of Ireland. Bottled the year I was born it was. After I die, and they plant me in the ground, I want you to pour that fine whiskey over me grave so it might soak into me bones and I`ll be able to enjoy it for all eternity."Brian was overcome by the beauty and true Irish spirit of his friend`s request."It is a fine thing you ask of me, and I will pour the whiskey. But, might I strain it through me kidneys first
An Indian politician went to the US to visit his counterpart. When the senator invited him home for dinner, the minister was very impressed by the lavish mansion, grounds and the costly furnishings.He asked, "How can you afford all this on a meagre senator's salary?"The sentaor smiled knowingly and took him to the window."Can you see the river?""Yes""Can you see the bridge over it?""Of course", said the minister."10 percent", said the senator smugly.Some time later, he had occasion to pay a return visit. The Indian minister lavished all hospitality on him. When they came to his house,the American was stunned by the huge palace the minister had built, glittering with precious art, hundreds of servants etc etc."How can you possibly afford this, on a salary in Indian Rupees," he asked.The minister called him to the window."See the river over there?""Sure", cried the senator."Can you see the bridge over it?"The senator looked, was confused, peered closely and said, "No, I don't see any bridge.""100 percent", said the minister !!
Three dead bodies of Indian politicians turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The medical examiner calls the police to show them what has happened. A Detective Inspector is sent and is taken to the first body."He was a BJP leader, 65 years of age, died of heart failure whilst making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector," says the medical examiner. The Detective Inspector is taken to the second dead man."He was a minister from ruling Congress party, was 70, made a pile from government funds, and spent it all on whiskey. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.""Nothing unusual here", thinks the Inspector, and asks to be shown the last body."Ah," says the medical examiner. "This is the most unusual one. MP from Bihar, 60, struck by lightning.""Why is he smiling then?` inquires the Inspector.To which the medical officer replies, "He thought he was having his picture taken."
A Texan went up to the airline check-in counter and boomed, "Howdy, ma'am. My name's Brown, spelled B-R-O-W-N. Ah'm from Dallas, Texas. Ah'm 6-foot 3-inches tall. Ah'm white from th' top of mah head to th' tip of mah toes, and I hate the Irish."
Well, she didn't know what else to do, so she took his ticket and showed him onto the plane.
He sat down in his seat, and turned to the fellow next to him, "Howdy, suh. My name's Brown, spelled B-R-O-W-N. Ah'm from Dallas, Texas. Ah'm 6-foot 3-inches tall. Ah'm white from th' top of mah head to th' tip of mah toes, and I hate the Irish."
The little fellow turned to him, "Well now, how d'ye do. My name is Patrick Michael O'Donnell. I'm from Dublin, Ireland. I'm 5-foot 6- inches tall, and I'm white from the top o' me head to the tip o' me toes, except for my rectum, which is brown. Spelled B-R-O-W
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